Bitter Bizitch fo shandy

A bitter person. Gets irratated easily. Likes to scream at girls if they do not understand directions

by No comment April 2, 2003

shandyed

Derived from an elderly wheel-chair bound pensioner known as 'Shandy'; Often seen overlooking the go-ings on in the numerous side streets of Brighton and Hove. This term stems from the diktat frequently issued by the said geriatric: "You've been done"

"I arrived at the station 1 minute late, so missed the train; I was royally Shandyed"

by TeddyP(UK) January 8, 2009

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

beer shandy

A mix of Sprite or Coca-Cola with any beer to try and minimize the taste of the Beer

K- we only have beers
T- i don’t drink beer, can i get a water or something?
K- no let me just mix you up a Beer shandy

by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025

Dirty shandy

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.

I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!

by Trig596 August 16, 2021

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

Shandi

A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.

Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?

Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry

by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021