shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

shakespeare

A nickname basketball players get with sick handles.

My friends call me Shakespeare due to my skills to shake people off me when playing basketball.

by Nate194444 April 25, 2006

Shakespeare

An old dramatic cougar, who has no bellybutton. (Don't ask me how that works, these individuals DO exist) desperate not to die alone.

Shakespeare: For soon he will move to another.
Me: What the fuck are you Shakespeare?

by Amanda Motha Fuckin' Davis July 27, 2011

Shakespearean question

the question of to be or not to be; the question of whether something exists or not.

It is not known whether the Higgs boson exists or not. It is a Shakespearean question, indeed

by uttam maharjan July 27, 2011

Shakespeareish

When someone is trying to speak in Shakespearean but just throws in a couple thou's and thines.

Dude1: What if thou sammich was thine only sammich?

Dude2: Umm, it would taste the same?

Dude1" Ahh yes, but in Shakespeareish it is thine only sammich!

Dude2: Yeah... in Shakespearean its also a sammich by any other name would taste as sweet... And this is a sub, so... still tasty.

by SirEvanJones February 16, 2010

shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

by ComicGal April 27, 2010

shakespeared

To be Shakespeared is to have been burned with the verbal eloquence and creativity of the late, great, William Shakespeare.

"Dude, she just Shakespeared you!"

by InTheTardisBlue November 28, 2013