shag
to “shag” someone it means to fight, if someone says they want to shag you that means the want to fight you so prepare
shag by Meliketiddies May 27, 2023
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Shag
Kylie Minogue shagged in her bed. This term causes concern for teachers in the UK, when present in pupils’ writing.
Shag Battle
The fight for "Sexual Dominance" between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic fucking.
Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as
"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
Expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as
"Black Metal Shag Battle" The act of fighting for sexual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming "Dissection" lyrics at each other.
"The sexual tension between Morgan and Kate resulted in a brutal Shag Battle destroying the company hotel suite."
Shag Battle by amadeusparasyte July 9, 2016
Shag Dodger
A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..
All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
Shag Dodger by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
Shag Palace
A group of well hung boys with humongous horse cocks who shag a bunch of women. (group)
Can also be used to reference an area where these boys hang out, typically benches or a house. (place)
Can also be used to reference an area where these boys hang out, typically benches or a house. (place)
1. OMG, they are Shag Palace they have such big dicks
2. I heard they call this place shag palace, we best stay clear from this hangout, I've heard a lot of chads have massive orgies here.
2. I heard they call this place shag palace, we best stay clear from this hangout, I've heard a lot of chads have massive orgies here.
Shag Palace by shag palace loyal member 1 June 26, 2020
Shag mile
While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this