Searchie

Noun, describing the act of searching your full name via an online search engine (google, bing, yahoo), similar to taking a "selfie". The difference to a selfie is that searchies are less embarassing, because only the search engine company knows that you are a self-absorbed narcissist.
Usually done in the false belief that it will increase your ranking in google.

I just made a searchie and no one will ever know (99.99999 percent of internet users).

by searchie-man January 8, 2014

Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

cradle snatching

This is when you date someone way younger than you.

The 21 year old was cradle snatching a 14 year old

by MrInsest May 2, 2016

pussy snatching

When a bitch is fucking snapping in a pic they take or in person you just have to say something you say they’re pussy snatching

Nicole: Did you see Nicki’s last Instagram post?

Paris Hilton: Yess she was fucking pussy snatching.. like give it back I have a dick appointment later:(

by Karmuah September 21, 2020

Gender-snatching

To snatch a gender from a carbon-based organism's body.

Dude! Did you hear about that alien going to around gender-snatching while people were in the shower?

by SadisticHyena December 8, 2020

dont searing

The whole lobby when someone says anything close to swearing:

Person 1: how tf do i join a game?
Person 2: dont searing >:(
Person 3: HEY THAT'S A SEAR!
Person 4: STOP SEARING

by TransCicadaNerd June 26, 2023

searchandising

Businesspeak for online merchandising and product offerings based on web searches and other user-input information.

"With the addition of this shopping front-end to our proven searchandising solution, we`re offering powerful pre-integrated product navigation and merchandising capabilities, and incorporating the latest Web 2.0 navigation in a single-page shopping experience." Quoted in Internet Retailer, 6/10/2008

by The Word Curmudgeon June 21, 2008