scrump

Screw + hump = Scrump

do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump

by illogical January 8, 2005

Scrumptious

Very adorable and/or beautiful/handsome (:

Guy: Baby, you are so very scrumptious
Girl: Thank you, you are also very very Scrumptious

by IansGirl1313 May 7, 2014

Scrumpet

A juicy, sexy, round, perfect little butt.

Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!

by Musumeci December 9, 2014

Scrumptrelescent

A word that is used to describe something so inmensly great that it's use must be limited.
Made by Will Ferrel on one of his "inside the actors studio" parodies.

This cake is simply Scrumptrelescent.
Hey Sandy!, your bottom looks Scrumptrelescent today.

by Squirrel July 5, 2004

scrumplings

1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking

Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.

by MCH51 October 23, 2004

Scrumping

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.

When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.

by Arshakuni October 25, 2007

Scrempt

(sk re mpt)adj : When your lungs are desicated and deprived of clean air. When your lungs feel shriveled up and of need of air.

Terry: Hey man you don't look so good!
Shatem: Yeah man I know, my lungs are so scrempt, I was in Ellio's house and his parents smoke a cigarette a second.

by Teddy K November 9, 2007