screening

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.

are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered

by chagra April 28, 2015

Attention Whore Screen Name

An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"

Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"

Brooke- "No. What is it?"

Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."

by Mrs. Lockette May 23, 2010

Alai scream

A girly shrill let out by a grown ass man

"I will let out an alai scream if you hit my nuts one more time with that hammer" dared the man to his torturers.

by TheGRILL March 22, 2012

Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

screenshat

Past tense of screenshot; commonly misused as screenshotted.

I found the funniest picture today so I screenshat it for you!

by KickasstanedaP June 2, 2014

Jim Screechie

is used in Jamaica, Barbados and the wider Caribbean. Jim Screechie is used to describe a man who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who has a husband or boyfriend. Secret love.

man: me wanna cum link

girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.

by khitty katt November 23, 2010

off screen

Unbelievable, Way real, Awesome, Truth, Good, Incredable.

Adam: " This place sux. Rember that garden we once lived in?"
Eve:"yeah. That was off screen".

by Szymn. M August 4, 2006