scamerson

A portmanteau originating genealogically from the East Anglia area. Defines both the nature and family name of an ancestral line, historically sited as being comprised of scallywags, liars, cheats and scam artists. Replacing the first two letters E and M with its Rhyming replacement Scam provides the surname with the usually mentioned adjective attributed to such a historical lineage of pathological lying that its considered a family trait, not just what is suggested with today's members of the Emmerson line such as mentioned in descriptions of the name Luke, when that definition is given to represent a twat that cheats and misogynies venerable women and girls for personal kicks and to obtain secret media to post on to internet porn sites without female consent or permission, not so much a peeping tom but a taping twat

Why did you expect the truth when you knew Luke was a scamerson.

by Mr Soggy June 10, 2015

Scraper hoe

Worse then a hoe, a scraper hoe is equivalent to pond scum or a dirty french hooker and even a gutter whore.

Yo doug did you see dalton last night with that dirty scraper hoe lorne

yo that girl was scrapen hard last night

did you here about that scraper hoe emma i heard she fucked like 4 dudes in one night what a scraper hoe

by Fatty matty May 2, 2017

stramer

A labour saving device. Named after Sir Kier Stramer.

Came into being in 2020 after the apocalyptic failure of the uk labour party in the 2019 elections

To "stramer" , make your life a whole load better by getting rid of baggage

by outback dingoes April 7, 2020

Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

cock scrapers

Name of a girls teeth when they're all messed up.

"I'm afraid to get a blow job from the chick with those cock scrapers in her mouth."

by Karpoman April 24, 2014

Detroit screamer

When you suprise your significant other by shitting on their chest while pounding on your chest like a gorilla.

"So I gave my wife a Detroit Screamer last night, she wants a divorce."

by Kaitou January 25, 2017

Mexican Screamers

Liquidised shit of the sort that burns on the way out and pebbledashes the toilet bowl. Mexican Screamers are caused by consuming quantities of very spicy food, generally of the Mexican variety, hence the name. The "screamers" part comes from the fact that the extreme burning sensation just before, during, and after passing motions, causes one to scream in pain.

ME: Those pulled pork quesadillas were lovely, but those enchiladas gave me the most horrible bout of the Mexican Screamers!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!

by boeing737229 July 17, 2018