clayton scrambled egg special

When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before

My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!

by sgdgdg March 5, 2008

Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

by BSanner November 25, 2010

Scrambled Omelet

An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.

Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?

Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.

by P-vento May 13, 2011

shamboneed

(pronounced sham-bo-need) the act of getting screwed, robbed, or downright fucked over.

Dude 1: "You end up taking that girl home last night?"

Dude 2: "Ya dude I did but she ended up passing out and pissing on my couch"

Dude 1: "Damn dude you got straight up shamboneed"

by thebeezneez December 11, 2011

Shambone

Short for "shame-boner"; A hard on one gets from something their ashamed of.

I got a real shambone from making my girl cry

by NewOrleanWolverine April 8, 2020

chicken scramble

And event that occurs annual at the Garfield County Fair in Washington State in which three chickens are released into a field of elementary-age children. The object of the event is to be the first kid to grab a chicken and bring it back to the judges. There are prizes for first second and third place, usually in the form of Sacajawea gold dollars.

You have never lived until you have seen first graders chasing chickens at the chicken scramble.

by almonds1934 June 10, 2012

Anaheim Scrambler

An Anaheim Scrambler involves getting a chick from behind (either hole) while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. She has a raw egg in the chosen hole. When you finish up, she plops the goop in a frying pan and makes you breakfast.

Texas Chili Dog Cleaveland Steamer Alabama Hot Pocket

Dude One: Hey Dawg, you wanna hit up the Waffle House?
Dude Two: Naw Man, Tiffany made me an Anaheim Scrambler this morning.

by Todd Welles August 17, 2016