Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.

blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam

by nnarcosis November 3, 2006

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

Boiled scones

Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes

Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?

by Memento V2 November 17, 2019

Prone scone

A person with a large belly laying down, especially to masturbate.

I’m so full of cake but I’m horny, I’m goin’ prone scone.

by Nice2beinvited June 17, 2023

Sconed

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet

girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!

by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021

Scone

The act of shaping your shit into a scone and giving it you your partner. Then making them vomit it up right into a funnel. The funnel then goes in your ass and you absorb the shit. Taking it like a god.

dayum. That girl so getting a scone

by fucking lesbian ass hoe January 8, 2020