Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

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pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.

blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam

by nnarcosis November 3, 2006

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feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

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