Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023

scotched up

To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.

Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.

by nsheezy April 20, 2009

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

scoochee

V - to mooch an indiscrete, but partial amount of a valued commodity.

to borrow (a small amount or item) with no intention of repaying or returning it.

"Lemme scoochee some of that delicious weed cookie you holdin there."

by The Rose of Byron Bay June 19, 2013

sloncher

A person who never gets to the point. Who just drags it on and on and interrupts them selves constantly.

God he's such a sloncher just get to the point already

by Livilala March 15, 2015

Scorched

To be roasted by harshly for a stupid action.

"Damn he got scorched ".
"They scorching him".

by SaucyGirl101 September 19, 2016

Scorched

Being very physical and passionate in lovemaking using multiple positions and all parts of the bed.

So it was our third date, we were both very hot, so we just sort of scorched screwing the sheets!

by GSBlues July 28, 2016