"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)
by theatre_buff August 22, 2011
Get the I Love You Shock mug.An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.
To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.
Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.
See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.
Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.
See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!
by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010
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when playing multiplayer on Call of Duty: Black Ops, you get killed by a tomahawk. what really happens is you suck on Tom's cock.
by ijustknowandyoujustdont March 8, 2011
Get the tom's cock mug.After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009
Get the Kentucky Fried Shocker mug.A website used with the express purpose of startling the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.
by Lady Csyde March 5, 2004
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A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.
Pop. mention, Film: Grosse Pointe Blank
A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.
Pop. mention, Film: Grosse Pointe Blank
by Luminous911 September 6, 2004
Get the Shockabuku mug.A phrase used from one bro to another bro to let them know that everything is cool. Mainly used when under the influence of drugs and/or alchohol
by Bro Sakic January 16, 2011
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