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school

a place with people who tear you apart. people who annoy the shit outta you. and adults who tells us what to do, when do to it, how to act, when to use the restroom, when to talk, cry, laugh, or breathe.

school is a place where i stopped learning anything useful since 5th grade and now it’s where i sit in my thoughts triggering depression.
fuck school
i was fine during the summer but once school came i felt so alone
by teensarebasic December 30, 2019
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School

A torture chamber. A place where you spend 25% of your life on (not including homework.) A place where you have to listen to a teacher's constant ramblings. A place that is made to brainwash kids in thinking that their life is ruined if they don't go to school.
Me: Whatchu do today?

Mindless Zombie: I went to school for 10 hours, then went home and did my homework.

Me: aww that sucks...
by ilolalaugh May 11, 2012
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school

Hell for some people and a sanctuary for others.
1. Do i really have to go to school? It sucks ass
2. Woo Hoo school!
by npknhdfrvr May 13, 2005
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School

School: Fuck Me!!!
by Sterling1994 May 9, 2011
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school

An evil place. The place we all go to as a punishment for becoming 4-6 years old.
A place where you must get beaten up then tattle on the person bullying you afterwards...
a place where you do so much work without a break...
a place where all of the teachers expect respect from you, no matter how badly they treat you.
A hellhole said to be about learning and education by parents and commercials...but to us...a place of stress...boredom...pressure.
And that isn't all. When we get home, we must bring the hell of it too.
Homework
Not to mention the fact that they lie to you that you would need it in life. Bitch please...
Person1: I'm going to school.
Person2: Don't go to school...
Person1: Why not? It's super educational.
Person2: *kicks person1 in the balls so hard, his great great grandkids can feel it.*
by Walking Catfish September 21, 2016
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School

American conspiracy, children are tricked at a young age its the only way the will "suceed" in life. This fake, money based idea of sucess is rediculous. You dont suceed in life by being another victim of society, and having a horribly boring, normal life.

1)Real, useful knowledge is not gained by being drilled into you, yet by life lessons you learn on your own.

2) Everyone is here for a different reaon. Nobody was put here to make money and boost the economy.

3) At school, children are brainwashed in multiple ways. Most prominent is to give in to authorites and not question them. This is to weaken them and allows government more & easier control. Hence children at school are not allowed to express any rebellious actions.

4) Unless you allow yourself to give in to this conspiracy, you cannot get a good job. Hence, the "knowledge" gained at school is so rediculous, especially the math lessons. It is just a filler and side exuse to base the brainwashing on.
God: I put you on earth to help others, and teach the lesson of overcoming troubles.

Government: YOU WILL NEVER SUCEED IN LIFE UNLESS YOU CAN DO PI R SQUARED X 23.4! YOU ARE A USELESS LOSER AND OUTCAST OF SOCIETY.U CANT PASS A TEST OF SQUARE ROUTES, SO YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING. YOUR NOT HELPING POLITICANS IMAGES, SO YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE FEWER JOB OPPORTUNITIES.
by Adam K. August 26, 2005
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school

a place where children are punished for being normal and sensible.
even i am punished many times for eating in class, laughing, talking and even sleeping. thats not fair.
by kul June 26, 2005
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