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texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.
dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!
by ilovebritain August 14, 2009
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Bee Schedule

A schdule on a contract showing specifically where, when, and by how many bees you will be stung upon completing the application. Often it is included in mortgage, loan, and merchant account applications.
BEE SCHEDULE!? I don't want no bees all in my face, stinging me and whatnot!
by Dearhamsammich July 13, 2010
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school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.
Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”
by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019
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cloud sceptic

A person who does not trust cloud based IT resources.
- D Lets run this big data task on the cloud!
- A No!
- D Why, what is wrong with the cloud?
- A Like, everything, except scalability.
- D Ah man, you are such a cloud sceptic!
by BadAssUnicorn599 June 24, 2021
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Scepterbody

A girl with a beautiful face. Attached to an undesirable

body shape. (the opposite of" butter face ")
Thats girl's so Hot! Scepterbody! I would go out with her, she is kind of cute, Scepterbody needs lots of work.
by teamneighbor May 8, 2009
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scheesh

Scheesh, did you have to spill that?
by Caslaikove November 14, 2013
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Schedulitis

A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.
Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? "
Bob: "Sorry. No can do. I have a bad case of schedulitis."
by Wiggle_drum May 8, 2018
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