Skeefo

A small, generally filthy neighborhood grocery store. Derived from the Italian word, 'schifo', meaning 'disgusting'.

Cigarettes are only five dollars at the Skeefo on the corner.

by Ray Gerena June 15, 2007

Smeef

A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.

"yo smeef, did you hear that smurf's smeef just now"

by buttsnstuff November 1, 2016

sneef

When a pussy sneezes.. something like an explosive queef

"I was going down on my girl last night, until she suddenly sneefed all over my face!"

by zaineo February 13, 2008

sneef

A Dutch word that combines the two words: snol & teef.
snol is the Dutch word for slut
teef is the Dutch word for bitch

je vriendin is een sneef.
Your girlfriend is a sneef.

by Tosser From Losser September 19, 2006

Skeef

Commonly associated with the dirty little town of Keighley- the term Skeef applies to its foulest residents (99% of the population). The term can however apply to any number of people generally called chavs, kevs etc. For some reason the term doesn't seem to spread further away from Keighley than the nearest couple of towns. This is possibly because no one from outside the area has seen a Skeef. This simple cratures become easily confused when they get further from Keighley than the catchment area of the 662 bus route.

Skeef- a dirty trappy type who's hobbies include fighting, drinking, then fighting again.

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

smeefo

the sound made when, in gay sex, air travels into the anus and gets pushed back out when the other guy rams it back in

gay dude 1: "UGH"
gay dude 2: "UGH"
*smeefo happens*
gay dude 2: "uhh... you smeefoed"
gay dude 1: "PUT IT BACK IN, IM NOT DONE YET"

by go deeper daddy August 12, 2017

Sceef

another word for being scared to queef

i’m so sceef right now.

by tiger67 February 18, 2019