Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010

XM Satellite Radio

Satellite radio service that is superior to all others.

Opie and Anthony broadcast on XM Satellite Radio.

by Ant Cum May 15, 2005

Ball Satchel

In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.

Uhhh....all right...who left thier nasty ball satchels all over the bathroom?!?

by Andrizzle Obizzle June 11, 2006

satellizer

Beautiful, strong, brave, a good friend doesn't shit from anyone when you see her its like angels have begun singing you'll know when you see her you're in love and can see the kindness in her eyes. One person you'll hate to forget. She's the one who you can come to when you need to help solve your problems and when you need comfort, a shoulder to cry on even

"Man that girl is such a Satellizer."

by Luminescence May 27, 2015

satellite

When your got that kid you hang out with that you don't really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the blunt and they inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their lungs

Rory just satellited that blunt!

by Jameilee March 4, 2008

Satchel

My best friend and the bestest dude on the planet. He is the best boyfriend and friend and has really good jokes.

KC: does satchel like party hats?
Me: of course he does! He’s a party boy!

by Leah Snotwhiler August 2, 2018

Cock Satchel

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Penis Luggage.

Smart off to me again and I'll smack you in the cock satchel!

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010