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Salim

Probably the most annoying person youll ever meet, ultimate indian. The loudest person in the room for a long shot, not because of his jokes, but because he's shrieking all the fucking time. this guy can be pretty obnoxious sometimes but mostly pretty chill, one of the sweetest people youll ever meet and will always make you feel better about yourself.
"Have you met that guy Salim? All I know about him is how loud he can be, I heard him from all the way across campus once."

"Yeah he can be annoying sometimes I guess, but he's a great friend to have by your side.
by OsamaYooMama June 11, 2023
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Infomercial Sapiens

Endangered sub-species of homo sapiens, who due to ineptitude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. Often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. Also prone to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that's not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly - but with some sort of health risk. Some cases of hoarding has been observed, but there is yet no documentation of Infomercial Sapiens" being hoarders in general.

UNESCO has put Infomercial Sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from TV-screens.

See also Infomercial People, Infomercial
Karen was so sad to discover her son had the "infomercial sapiens" mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.
by GorramYadda February 9, 2018
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Extra-sapiens

A derogatory term used to define someone who thinks or act like he or she is more important than the rest of the people.
Tom: Hey bro, I haven’t heard from our friend Jimmy these days, where is he hiding at?
Andrew: Nah bro, I ain’t in talking terms with that dude these days, he has been acting extra-sapiens since hitting big in oil business.
by HakunaMatataKing March 11, 2018
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geeko sapiens

Singular or plural noun. As for the word homo sapiens, a geeko sapiens is considered as a "wise geek", a white hat hacker and sometimes a gray hat hacker.

The notable example of the word usage is in the famous drawing of Nitrozac & Snaggy -
Geeko sapiens, talking to a classmate: Give me your lunch money or I'll hack into your homepage.
by Geeko Sapiens March 21, 2010
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slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.
Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.
by hwip July 16, 2011
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Saim

A person who loves to explore and is very passionate about the things he loves, he travels around the word meeting people from all different countries, he attracts women from everywhere he goes but is loyal to his girlfriend from Spain. He will talk to you for hours about how much he loves his job and his friends around him, all around Saim is an amazing guy
Are u traveling like Saim again
There they go again, being a Saim
by XxSniperShotxX October 29, 2019
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darth sapient

a JC mod (former admin) with no balls. after protesting that it was unfair to ask for his personal information, he gave in when he was threatned with demotion.
Darth Sapient grabbed his ankles for Philip Wise
by JCnerd March 23, 2004
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