samonta

She’s a beautiful and wonderful younglady she’s caring and special inside she has good confident about her self and she is very strong .

Samonta thick thick .

by Therealniya October 6, 2019

samona syndrome

when a player in league of legends pick a troll pick in one for all's game mode and ruin's the whole squad's vibe

oh look he picked janna its the samona syndrome

by mk_yousif April 7, 2021

Samson

Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

saron.pa

best tiktoker LMAO

saron.pa>

by #1 alvimations fan March 3, 2022

national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010