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Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with
Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy
by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021
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Samwell

Samwell enjoys wanking at the weekend and loves hi 9 inch cock he also plays with it under the table at work he loves the texture of his ball sack
SAMWELL LOVES HIS COCK AND HIS BALL SACK
by Xnmhjxhcvvcnv March 26, 2017
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Samwich

Any sandwich of any type, except it HAS to have a large amount of Dijon mustard on it. If there's not a ridiculous amount of Dijon on it, it's not a Samwich.
Aw dude, I ate at Subway and they made me a Samwich. My nose almost exploded! From now on I'm eating at Jimmy Johns.
by dionarapthevicious May 24, 2009
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Samwitch

A Samwitch is a hug given to one individual by two Sam's at the same time. The Sam's are normally on the outside of the hug and the person receiving the hug is in the middle. Therefore making a "Sam"witch.
I just got a Samwitch!!!
by Hello Kitty Kitty October 7, 2010
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Samweksteeze

what samwekstein has
Samwektein has Samweksteeze
by white foolio October 19, 2004
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samwise

SAMWISE GAMGEE. CHUB MIN! AWA. beish's lova. Soo much cooler than elwood. So kin yet so large and chub. Corny.
Awa it's samwise.
Mr. Frodo.
Wow dude you need to lose some pounds. Go on the samwise diet.
by fatty March 14, 2003
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Samwise Gamgee

When you pull your ballbag skin and cover your whole penis with it, like the scene when Samwise covers Frodo with his cape outside Mordor.
My sack was pretty stretchy so I did a Samwise Gamgee on myself
by Remove the head October 4, 2018
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