Stonks

The ammunition used in mortar cannons.

Sergeant prepare to fire service stonks.

by {C} April 1, 2020

stonks

stonks is referring to the bald dude from that one meme. usually replacing stocks

gamestop stockholder: STONKS TO THE MOON
some broke dude: damb, I should have got some stonks.

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF January 9, 2022

Stonking

I love my dog

I stonking on dog

by Kofing July 16, 2021

Stonk

Stocks that have no fundamental value (mostly bankrupt companies), but people buy them and the price skyrockets for no good reason at all. And when they plummet, novice investors wonder why.

Robinhood investors really love their stonks!

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Stonking

The definition stonking means I love your dog

I stonking you

by Kofing July 16, 2021

Stonking

To talk about stocks; especially those of the meme variety

Hey, Trevor! Enough with your political BS. This channel is reserved for stonking.

by Brian_Lafeve February 28, 2021

stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025