This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.
by Brian Washington October 18, 2006
To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
by Arsebadger October 11, 2015
A medical procedure common in prisons and jails to repair an anus and/or rectum that has suffered severe trauma. Typically used on victims of prison rape.
Tyrone raped the prison bitch named Steve. Guards stepped in, brought Steve to the hospital where an emergency set of Butt Stitches were mercifully administrated to his anal region.
by elmer89 February 12, 2011
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by 73Bag May 28, 2006
When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.
John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.
by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008
Used to describe 25 year old, mass marketed looney tunes, mainstream band & marvel t shirts, to unsuspecting hype beasts (who’ve never heard of eBay) on insta for a premium.
Yo, that single stitch nirvana tee is mega rare, they only sold 8 million of those bitches! Would you take $2500 for it?
by IronChic August 31, 2020