Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

ass station

Much like how a gas station is a place where you can get some gas, an ass station is a place where you can get some ass.

Bro, my girlfriend dumped me last night. What's the best ass station in town?

by jacob carr June 20, 2020

Masturbus Station

masturbating when waiting bus to come

*wtf are you doing homo?
*painting on masturbus station.retarded!

by malaka mou July 15, 2009

sodemization station

The Anus

"hey bro see that girl over there?"
"yeah, what about her?"
"I heard nick totally stuck his between the leg peg in her sodemization station last night!"

by artcwolfman June 26, 2012

Plane Station

The term Thomas used to refer to an airport because he forgot that it was called an airport that fucking dumbass.

“The nearest plane station is 3 hrs away in Knoxville, TN :)” -Thomas

by SomeGayBitch May 3, 2018

Train Station

to "go to" or "wait at" the train station involves intently watching as your buddies run a train and lustfully wait in line for your ride.

Dude Mike that three hour wait at the train station was so worth it. That bitch took each of us like a beast.

by flossyflossay February 6, 2007

Plane Station

A term used when some idiot forgets what an airport is called. Commonly used among a specific person named Tom. Educate your Tom about airports.

“The nearest plane station is 3 hours away in Knoxville, TN :)” -Tom

by SomeGayBitch May 3, 2018