stimsk

The quality of being both skinny and unprepared

The project is due tomorrow and I'm suddenly realizing just how stimsk I am.

by William W. Waterford December 2, 2020

Francesca Sims

Francesca Sims is a thicc girl who is completely in love with a man twice her age. In her spare time she watches videos of him and his friends. She has a picture of him in her phone case and stares at it at night. Other than that she is a sweet anti social girl who likes reading smut secretly.

Francesca is my cow.
Francesca Sims and I cried over our men.
Francesca is a peng ting.
Francesca is so thicc her ass carries the sun and the moon.

by Kookie_dom July 23, 2019

Sims

A game that rocks!!!!!

by laserblaze21 September 13, 2003

Sims 2

I warn you, don't get this game if you don't have a lot of free time and hard drive space and your disposal. I got this game, It was cool at first, but now it seems that every time I get on it, I get bored as hell and quit after just one sim-day (about 7 minutes if you consider the fast forwards). Also, the base game itself takes up like 3000 mb, plus all the expansions make it like 7 thousand. AND you'll probably increase it to 10 thousand just from download a ton of custom content. I wouldn't suggest getting this game unless you have a second computer solely for the purpose of playing it.

College Kid: FUCK!! I don't have enough drive space to download this pair of Sims 2 underwear! Oh, wait, I could delete my Final Report!

by Slayn July 15, 2007

ssdms

Silently Sniggering Down My Sleeve.

The slightly more adult and accurate version of "lol" as everyone knows that when someone is laughing out loud, no real noise is being made.

omg! I'm ssdms!

by goodweekend September 24, 2010

Italian Swimsuit

The term used to describe what people in the mafia would make their victims "wear" before swimming with the fishes. Usually consisting of weights/bricks/other heavy objects being attached to someone before being thrown into a large, deep body of water.

Mafia guy: Hey, this guy won't pay up.

Other guy: Well, let's give him an Italian Swimsuit because he's gonna be swimming with the fishes pretty soon.

Mafia guy: I'll go grab some bricks.

by Jukedalon May 2, 2010

simsbury

a town filled with snobby kids who like to gossip, party, drink and smoke, they think they are better then everyone else, and the school system is the best around

where are you from?
simsbury!
oh you must be rich and stuck up

by laura janers March 13, 2011