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Boob Squish

Boy: Can I get a hug?

Girl: Sure!

*boob squish*
by adiens December 8, 2011
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dick squishing

1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.

2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.

2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
by lpaper June 14, 2010
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College Squish

An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.
"Give that scorpion a good ol' college squish."
by Not Alpaca May 21, 2020
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SQUISH UP

The act of doing one finger push ups in two different vaginas at once.

Also can vary as a Dirty squish-up. (The act of squish-ups in 2 Butts)
Dude I had your mom and your sister over and we did 3 different sets if Squish-ups! Needless to say it got a little messy after the first set.

We got down and did 1 dirty squish up!
by Steve0son0820 February 27, 2008
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Squish mitten

by KittyKattMeow June 27, 2010
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groinal squish

A term used in wrestling and military endurance training. Facing away from your oponant who might be up against a wall you back heel kick the groin specifically the bulge in his pants. In extreme jock to jock fighting it is not uncommon to have the nuts wasted and the cock hammered flat into the abdoman. See www.jockstomp.com for similar consenting jock to jock foot to crotch contact.
The consequences of continually being bronco kicked resulted in a complete groinal squish with no future posibility for baby making.
by Mar Wo January 23, 2008
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Mad Squish

"Mad squish" a synonym of things such as "mad cool" you can also just say "squish" meaning that something is cool/rad/awesome.
Hey man, those new jeans are mad squish.
by taxidermy911 July 8, 2009
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