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thats a phat spoon
by mch May 23, 2003
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Spooning

A non-sexual embrace which provides the most intimate bonds between lovers and friends. This can be between same or different sex( but men are better at spooning).
Matt, Christian, and Gray all spooned in the same bed at Winter Weekend, but they're not gay...there was no "man sex' involved...no penetration.
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Spoon

1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.
"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"

"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"

Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.

Ted's favourite position is spooning.

Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".

"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"
by Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon October 26, 2006
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The word "spoon" is a racial slur originating from italian immigrants in the NY and NJ areas in the early 1900's. "Spoon" refers to the characteristic shape of a black's nose, as well as the reflection of black skin off a well-polished spoon.

See also moulinyan
Leroy was considering implanting a spoon in place of his broken nose, because his wife broke their only mirror.
by Italian Stallion March 06, 2005
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the most intense ninja fight you can have with a spoon.
Cam and Sam and an intense spooning session .... Cam had bruises
by !@#%$@%$@# January 30, 2009
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A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent
'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Cool.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'
by Gimli, son of Gloin. May 12, 2006
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a gay person that names themself after a utensil. usually in love with with someone called ellie
kai: haha spoon

joe: haha spoon
ellie: haha spoon
spoon: *gay noises*
by Fred L ero September 30, 2020
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