One who doesn't actually understand the nuances in either side of any issue, so they take a position halfway between them while deriding both as extremists. They hope to appear moderate and reasonable without having to actually research the matter and form an opinion that doesn't boil down to trendy contrarianism and false equivalence.
They do absolutely nothing to improve the human condition. They're out to elevate themselves above all parties in any given argument by shitting on all of them, without doing anything to conclusively resolve the matter. They're worse than useless, they're actively obstructing progress.
They do absolutely nothing to improve the human condition. They're out to elevate themselves above all parties in any given argument by shitting on all of them, without doing anything to conclusively resolve the matter. They're worse than useless, they're actively obstructing progress.
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The show is currently running into its 9th season, and was also made into a movie, entitled South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
The show is currently running into its 9th season, and was also made into a movie, entitled South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
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The funniest TV show that was ever made. The four main characters are Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan. Stan and Kyle are best friends. Kenny dies in almost every episode until Season 6. Whenever he dies: Stan: "Oh my god, you/they killed Kenny!" Kyle: You Bastard! . The first episode was aired in April 1997. South Park was created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey and Matt listen to real 8 or 9 year old boys when they think that they're alone and record what they say and put it in the show. South Park is on Comedy Central and UPN.
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Shut up, you fucking Jew. (cartman)
But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW! (cartman)
Shut up, fatass! (kyle)
mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm! (kenny)
that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan)
Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison)
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But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW! (cartman)
Shut up, fatass! (kyle)
mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm! (kenny)
that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan)
Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison)
south park, the best show on earth
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Get the South Park mug.What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.
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South Park makes fun of:gingers, jews, poor ppl, homeless ppl, homeschooled kids, the pope, fat ppl, mormons, scientologists, and much much more
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