snarf

Using wi-fi that one may not be legitimately entitled to use

The hotel I'm staying in doesn't have wi-fi but I can snarf it from the one across the street.

by Griffin R. December 28, 2008

snarf

to do anything, replacing any noun, verb or adjective with the word, snarf

used in this sense in the TV show thundercats

1 I lost the snarf

2 Where did I leave the snarf?

3 What the snarf!

4 Haha... snarf.

by Professsor S. Narf III April 2, 2010

Snarf

Noun -- (origins: Lingo used by car salesmen 1940's to 1970's, slang) A Snarf is someone who can fit his, her, or its, mouth over a horses ass and blow the harness off.
Verb -- snarf, snarfed, snarfing, snarffled, snarffling, would have snarfed; generally means drastic reversing airflow.

Noun -- The Snarf was outdone when his date suck-started his Harley.

Verb -- To display his prowess, he snarfed when he pressed his lips around the sizzling muffler while the Harley was running, and blew the rings off the pistons.

by MooPig September 7, 2007

Snarf

When a person sticks their hand down their pants and grabs ahold of their sweaty ball sack and then shakes someone's hand. Usually done to an enemy of said person.

Ol' Johnny couldn't find a rock, so he decided to snarf the bastard instead.

by ProfessorBanana May 29, 2005

Snarf

A person who sits in a bathtub full of water, farts and bites the bubbles.

My best friend is a Snarf!

by F8TL70725 October 19, 2011

snarf

A general noise of disgust or uncomfortable-ness

"ugh, the school bitch just walked down the hall"
"she so snarfed when she passed you"
"whatta bitch"

"wanna chill?"
"I gotta do my room first"
"snarf"

by Fedeshnika February 7, 2008

Snarf

yea he was the nursemaid on thundara...but snarf could literally mean anything

" Where the snarf is he at???"

"You got any snarfy snarf" in this case it means marijuana

"Lets go...Snarf it up"

by Jon Dizle January 15, 2009