Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.

by ItSeemsToday September 3, 2019

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ripe booty smells

Body odor from lack of bathing yielding a fermentation smell.

At the tent camp there were several people with ripe booty smells.

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016

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The Corn Smells Nice

A code word for describing someone's fetishization of taking a shit on another's chest.

Person A: Hey, did you know Emile thinks the corn smells nice?

Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.

Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.

by Willow :^) April 11, 2019

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it smells like broke

people with AirPods (usually) want to flex on the common, lowly peasant without AirPods, so they say this. it's often followed by "in here".

tim: *walks in, obnoxiously flexes new AirPods* hey, it smells like broke in here.
bob: *shouts* what? i can't hear you over my AirPods.
bob: *removes AirPods, he wasn't lying*
tim: *walks out*

by yaranaika? February 15, 2019

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Master Of Smells

The Master Of Smells is a mysterious near-mythical man-creature who has the ability to summon and manipulate any smell in the universe. He is surrounded by a constant, horrendous odour that makes it near-impossible to approach him. He also carries with him an enchanted satchel which contains many sacred and rare scents. It is widely believed that the Master is the most powerful force in creation.

Other titles attributed to the Master are:

Lord Of the Nostril,
Conductor Of Odours,
Ruler of Essence,
The Monarch of Aroma

Master Of Smells: "Hand me ma' satchel.. ma' satchel of smells"

by JohnnyNiles April 18, 2009

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