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Silicon Valley Speedball

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”
by Erect Cactus July 18, 2022
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silicone rodeo

When a person with a vagina engages in masturbation atop a silicone dong. Suction cup and flat surface preferred, but not required.
I'm so tired. I spent all night at the silicone rodeo.
by X52495the2nd June 12, 2018
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Nylon and Silicone

“Dude have u seen those two loving sex birds? It’s like nylon and silicone!?
by vvap April 19, 2022
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Silicon Slopes

A professional term for the tech scene circle circle jerk in the greater Salt Lake City and Provo Utah area.
Dude, the tech scene in the silicon slopes is really blowing up, brah. Adobe built a regional office here!
by Mr Locke July 16, 2019
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silicone sailor

(n) 1. a woman with breast implants that goes thru boyfriends, looking for love, like a sailor goes thru rum on an all night binge. Usually due to a complex matrix of self-confidence, immaturity, promiscuity, and daddy issues.
-OMG, did you hear about (name)?

she cheated on her boyfriend.

--Again?! She kept sayin to me that this is the one.

- I know, right. They were together for like ever.

She changed after the operation.

-Ya, she's such a silicone sailor.
by Azn_707 February 6, 2010
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Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.
"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."
by RazorRay May 29, 2015
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Silicone

That's what you call someone who is extremely silly and funny.
Bro, your cat is such a silicone.
by Deluxey December 2, 2024
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