When you lay your eyes off a person for one second and they're under the stage about to kiss the blast zone.
by JUST GRAB THE LEDGE October 13, 2020
A manufacturer of firearm-shaped anti-personnel explosive ordinance, formerly a manufacturer of actual firearms. Much like salted ammunition, Sig Sauer (now SIG USA) produces ordinance intended to look like firearms, but when handled or used will cause harm to the user.
Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.
Interestingly, this may not actually have been the intended use of SIG USA’s products at the outset, as it appears that the company did intend to actually make a firearm, however the end product has found another niche since being released onto the market.
“Jim dropped his Sig Sauer, and it fired, the round shattered his shoulder”
“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”
“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”
“The striker on Bill’s Sig Sauer sheared while he was drawing, blew his dick right off.”
“Officer Steven Swinton’s Sig Sauer handgun went off while he was reholstering, and he nearly bled out.”
by Herr Jaeger February 3, 2023
by GwFD414 June 5, 2020
Flowers: Look, if God didn't want me to eat babies, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious sugar. And cinnamon.
.... OK, maybe I brought the cinnamon myself. But still.
You: LMAO! I GOTTA SIG THAT
Alexandra: sig? I like how that is a verb "to sig"
.... OK, maybe I brought the cinnamon myself. But still.
You: LMAO! I GOTTA SIG THAT
Alexandra: sig? I like how that is a verb "to sig"
by Irisdaisy April 25, 2009
Person1: sig
Person2: lost your “h”?
Person1: yea I lost it again
Person2: ere ave mine
Person1: Thanks now I can “sigh”
Person2: lost your “h”?
Person1: yea I lost it again
Person2: ere ave mine
Person1: Thanks now I can “sigh”
by Cake.CHR June 4, 2019