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shootin ropes

When a male has a large ejaculation, (the discharge of seamen as the result of an orgasim), that is thick and stringy.
by BrandXxX April 17, 2020
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Shifting Gears

The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"
Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...

Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!

Man 2: You're dumb.
by Big D_31 September 25, 2009
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Red Shafting

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)
Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"
by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
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stick shifting

v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.
Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."
by Spacebullman September 7, 2010
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shootin outta my ass

a surplus, more than most people expect; doesnt always have to be money, it could be other things like luck or diarrhea
Yesterday, I bought a PS3 and a nice 30 inch flat screen to go with it. It cost me over a grand. Money was shootin outta my ass!
by garcij04 January 22, 2008
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Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
by Godzx September 6, 2013
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shooting dust

the act of male ejaculation by someone who has rendered themselves sterile through wanking themselves into oblivion.
Dave can't get his wife pregnant, hes been shooting dust since 1983.
by incatatus June 1, 2011
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