the shittest

Something that is the best. It is a word play on the shittiest. It is usually better than something that is the shit, but may be refered to as such.

This poster is the shittest gift I've ever gotten!

by Taylor's Bitch December 28, 2009

shitties

an informal form of shit

oh shitties, she just queffed

by PLAYA P 02 January 13, 2004

Shitist

The most shit anything can be.

That hooker gives the shitist blow jobs.

by BudderFM May 21, 2012

shitfest

When 2 groups of people get together (for most likely bowling - 5 pin) and get shitty. It's like woodstock except with shit.

joey and Pete bowled three strikes and Kim and Sean only bowled two: as a result, Kim and Sean drink till they shit (ie: shitfest).

by Joey Darrk April 10, 2008

Shitties

A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees

Fuckboi 1 "Damn I slept with Jessica last night"

Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties?"

Fuckboi 1 "Nahh brah, she had shitties, like max a 82-A"

by Niggerfaggotgayretard February 27, 2016

Shittastrophe

A catastrophe that is so bad and shit it becomes a shittastrophe. It surpasses normal disastrous events and thus becomes even shittier.

Guy 1: bro, I'm so stressed I have so much to do and no time wtf is my life
Guy 2: ooF sounds like a shittastrophe

by Ashthekitten May 11, 2020

shitties

complete ruination (see definition)

oh shitties, im ruined.

by playap02 January 14, 2004