A sewer dwelling horse that is watching you RIGHT NOW.
A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.
You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.
The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.
The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.
The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.
If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.
The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.
The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.
You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.
The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.
The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.
The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.
If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.
The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.
The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
by e2vs July 11, 2008
Sewer stew is stew you make in the sewer. Any kind of stew works as long as it was made in the sewer. Preferably in a cualdron.
Guy 1: Yo dawg you down to go make some mad sewer stew this week end?
Guy 2: dawg ill bring the beef.
Guy 1: brother you know you would!
Guy 2: dawg ill bring the beef.
Guy 1: brother you know you would!
by Ganarganar June 09, 2018
Diarrhea, or watered poop to have chunks to float on top of the water. Usually after a good night of drinking draft beer. While leaving sewer relish, ones stomach will have gas bubbles.
by Relish62 September 16, 2009
by randy fitzpatrick July 14, 2010
When I stumbled on Old Horace, I couldn't help but notice the broken crack pipe and the remains of sewer ravioli.
by Sticky Richard January 17, 2014
A foul bad odor.
A stench so bad it makes you rethink ur life's purpose.
A term that used to describe an individual that has bad hygiene.
A smell so bad no words can ever describe it.
A stench so bad it makes you rethink ur life's purpose.
A term that used to describe an individual that has bad hygiene.
A smell so bad no words can ever describe it.
Nadine? She smells like sewer water.
Did you hear about Jason? He ended up in hospital because the stench of Nadine knocked him out.
I need to sanitize my car because her sewer water stench killed my nose.
I can't eat the noodles cuz Nadine touched it with her sewer water hands.
Did you hear about Jason? He ended up in hospital because the stench of Nadine knocked him out.
I need to sanitize my car because her sewer water stench killed my nose.
I can't eat the noodles cuz Nadine touched it with her sewer water hands.
by Distikt boyz February 12, 2022
The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.
by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019