screaming mimis

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.

by t June 29, 2004

Screaming gopher

A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck

“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”

by Clapwhale July 18, 2018

Screaming Vincent

The ejaculation of semen on the face of one's sex partner. See Facial. Origin unknown. Possibly related to the frequent look of terror on actor Vincent Price's face in horror movies of the 50s, 60s, and 70s.

She'll swallow, but she hates it when I give her a screaming vincent.

by Dave Lijphart March 16, 2005

Screaming Nun

The art of double fisting a girl.

Step 1: Place palms of both hands together in a praying like formation.
Step 2: Insert praying hands into intended female's vagina.
Step 3: In a swift movement, without hesitating, make praying hands into a brain shape.
Step 4: Start pumping like there's no tomorrow.
Step 5: Rinse and repeat.

Meagan enjoys when I engage her in the Screaming Nun. She always begs me for more.

by Pretty_Pony April 13, 2010

Screaming Eagle

Five dudes, one chick, three holes, two hands. Flap those arms and scream like an eagle.

Jeff: I put it in her ass.
Pete: I put it in her pussy.
John: I put it in her mouth.
Chris: She grabbed my cock.
Steve: She grabbed my cock too.

Girl who got screaming eagled: KAAAAWWWW!

by PTouch August 25, 2010

Screaming Gorilla

The act of a male shaving his pubic hair, holding the shaved hairs in his hand, and then proceeding to have intercourse from behind with a female. When the male is near climax, he flips the female over on her back and ejaculates all over her chest. He then throws his shaved hairs on her chest and hopes that they will stick while he gives a loud gorilla call and pounds his chest like King-Kong.

Kim's roomate was amazed at the amount of hair in the tub after Kim had showered until she found out Kim's boyfriend, Larry, had given her a screaming gorilla.

by Taint McReynolds September 20, 2008

screaming yips

noun: a condition, in which a person or animal spontaneously lurches into spasmodic movements consistent with a baby calf which appears to be kicking with its hind legs at a swarm of flies which aren't there; vocalization that is sharp and loud accompanies this action. The duration of this condition is seconds to minutes.

One teacher: "How are your kids today?"
Other teacher answers: "Shit, man, they've got the screaming yips. I'm about to lose my shit!"
First teacher, "Holy Jesus on a Stick, I have them next period!"

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004