Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.

blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam

by nnarcosis November 3, 2006

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

Scone Grabber

A child or children.

Heard they had another little scone grabber, thats 3 now!

by necrofeltch July 2, 2020

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh

by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018