sat on my hat 

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

sat on my hat by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019

Sat Peek

When you 10hour peek swing the angle and miss every shot like a knackerleenies knackster

look at this sat peek by owen saturify the pussy hes so knacks

Sat Peek by Zan Ziggidy Zog June 5, 2023

face sat 

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...

face sat by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

Sack Sat

When a man with large floppy balls accidentally sits down on his own testicles, causing much shouting and pain.

Brian sat down too quickly, and ended up on one of his own balls. Got Sack Sat Son!

Sack Sat by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008

ngai sat

in Sabah-Hakka dialect, ngai sat can mean "The fuck?", or which Cantonese says "Ngo diu! (I fuck!)", but not in a seethe tone.

A: Ngi hon, BN oi hee nga tiu geh internet service tax liao.
(A: You see, BN wants to raise our internet service tax.)
B: Ngai sat.
(The fuck?)

ngai sat by M4rkX1V November 8, 2011

Been sat here 

When someone asks what you have been doing and you have been just sitting there

“I’ve just been sat here”

Been sat here by Big Chaz August 8, 2019

Once I sat on an orange

Used to describe the moment when you met an amazing woman in an unexpected place.

The origins of the term are unknown, but historians suspect it goes all the way back to ancient Greece where once Plato sat on an orange while fantasizing about Aphrodite. It has been a corner stone of the Greek language ever since.

Omer recanted to his friends: Wow after I sent her that message Friday before last I immediatly knew that Once I sat on an orange.

Once I sat on an orange by Achanos April 29, 2019