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Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principle 

If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe
What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.
A person who has multiple nieces and nephews.
Do you know Sankalp?
Yes, he's my suncle
Suncle by Peedletheneedle July 27, 2020
When you inseminate your paternal or maternal grandmother. The newborn boy is now known as your Suncle.
Boy I've lived a wildlife but one of my best accomplishments was raising Suncle Terry
Suncle by David Josephs June 22, 2023