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Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.
"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."
by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022
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Rusty trombone

Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.
I can't think of a sentence for rusty trombone
by Wubbyzvat November 2, 2022
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Rusty Trombone

rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.

trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.

What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."
by jayram1408 January 17, 2023
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reverse rusty trombone

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo
by Mondan April 21, 2015
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Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.
by Reallowblows May 22, 2020
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Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.
I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.
by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010
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Rusky Trombone

It's like the Rusty Trombone, only it's played by the 45th President of the US on Vlad (the Lad) Putin.
After the Remembrance Day Ceremonies in France, Donny Drumpf was going to play a solo on the Rusky Trombone!
by Jesterger November 12, 2018
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