Runner's trots

When running long distances, you all of a sudden feel an extreme urge to poop and if you don't get to a toilet fast, you're probably going to poop your pants...bad! Runner's trots usually are a precursor to some nasty diarrhea.

Only a mile into the marathon, Jan got runner's trots and had to high-tail it to the nearest port-o-potty.

by no1justminda December 13, 2006

runners high

An addictive side affect from exhausting oneself in a footrace. Usually runners high varies differently depending on the person but it his been compared to an orgasim or being on drugs.

Guy 1: Dude im so happy right now.

Guy 2: I think its because you have runners high.

Guy 1: Oh man, I love track.

by Matthew Kane November 10, 2008

running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Ridge Runner

In rural areas, the rough and rugged men, women and families from the backwoods, mountains and hills that produced and distributed alcohol products during the prohibition era. The men typically wore full beards and overalls. The women usually wore modest, full length dresses with hair up in a bun style. They usually spoke with a strong southern drawl. Loosely, the equivalent of hillbilly. Also called moonshiner.

My great granddad used to get his whiskey from a ridge runner that lived way up in the hills, where even the sheriff wouldn't go.

by ud1001 March 23, 2007

Cool runnings

Hit 1993 film based on the true story of the First Jamacian bobsled team trying to make it to the winter olympics

Cool runnings is literally defined in the film to mean: peace be the journey

"Have you seen Cool Runnings"

"Goodbye"
"Cool runnings"

by Oliver Robson January 12, 2008

Runner's Cough

When finishing a run, usually that of distance, it is common for a runner to cough. This may be due to a dry throat and dehydration. Gets it's name from "Smoker's cough" although they aren't usually related.

Person 1: *coughs*

Person 2: "You alright, Person 1?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I just have Runner's Cough."

by LAWLZATJ00 July 3, 2009

Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by quesondriac December 4, 2010