Rowdy Rubio

Loyal and witty but with a crazy side

Rowdy Rubio is unpredictable but wild

by S.Phyre84 May 9, 2024

Marco Rubio

The guy you can rely on to do just about anything. How well is another question.

"Marco Rubio, President of Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, and Greenland.

by callmethingamajig March 10, 2026

bouncy ball rubiks cube

A sex position in which both partners pretend to be children and the male partner takes a cubic shape while the female partner "bounces" on the "Rubiks Cube" in a ball-like shape, attempting to "solve" the cube.

I heard Dustin and Megan did the bouncy ball Rubiks cube at last night's party!

by dafuqdisthing December 8, 2019

an anthony rubio

When you slip on a piece of shit and cause a testicle to get lodged up your own rectum.

Almost gave myself an Anthony Rubio in the shower last night!

by Longshlongjoe February 2, 2022

digging for rubies

When a woman is on her period and she picks out a blood clot and eats it, similar to digging for gold.

"Holy shit man, she's had her hand down her pants so long you'd think she's digging for rubies."

by Jellyfshhh April 5, 2024

Marc O’Rubio

Original Irish spelling of the name of the U.S. Secretary of State.

Don’t believe the cover story that his family is Cuban. Marc O’Rubio is as Irish as a leprechaun.

by LaughingAloud February 18, 2025