A contest in which two guys give each other repeated kicks to their nuts.
It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.
Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.
The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!
Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo
It is the Challenge of all challenges, and the Supreme test of wills. Real men only need apply.
Rock paper scissors is first held to see who kicks first.
The first competitor to receive the THIRD kick may then call out for the Russian Gas Pedal. However, if his opponent can make it past 60 seconds of intense pain, then he may call for it right back!
Also note exceptions: Professional Roshambo, Third party Roshambo and Standard Roshambo
Tim and me both liked Jenny and really wanted to impress her. Before she came over we silently agreed to place a bet for $100 on a game of Roshambo just to impress her.
After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!
After the third kick I called out for The Russian Gas pedal and afetr 45 seconds Tim gave up, whimpering like a little girl. I won the Roshambo contest and brought Jenny out later that night. She was amazed at my tolerance for pain!
by Lex Durden July 24, 2009
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A decent singer from the band Bush known for his straightforward lyrics and rough voice. Then his sell-out wife Gwen "definition of sell-out" Stefani decided that selling out all by herself was lonely. She then talked Gavin into selling out and now he makes equally crappy music.
Person 1: Do you like Gavin Rossdale?
Person 2: You mean before or after he sould his immortal soul to VH1/MTV in order make a quick buck like his waste of space wife?
Person 2: You mean before or after he sould his immortal soul to VH1/MTV in order make a quick buck like his waste of space wife?
by Nitsua1983 May 3, 2009
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by j.dizzle January 30, 2007
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Get the Rosedale mug.The most smartest, funniest, if not THE most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Her beauty shines inside and out. She’s nice to people who’s nice to her. Without a doubt, she’s one to most likely standout in a crowd.She thinks that she makes the funniest jokes but that’s what makes her unique. Never will you see her not smiling, unless somethings got her down. It's easy to tell when she is upset because that's the only time she isn't smiling. A particular part of her body is the most desired to many. If you meet her you will want to be one of her close friends. She's that girl with a big heart for her friends and family.
Abby: Oh my Gosh, who is that, I’ve never seen her before!
Jazzy: Her name is Roshan, I’m so jealous of her ———— Eg: hair,eyes,looks
Jazzy: Her name is Roshan, I’m so jealous of her ———— Eg: hair,eyes,looks
by Lexie Bekum May 21, 2018
Get the Roshan mug.It's when 2 guys are arguing over something, and they "roshambo" for it. It goes like this, the 1st person kicks the other person in the nuts as hard as they can, and the other person kicks the 1st person in the nuts as hard as they can. Whoever goes down first loses and the other person gets the object/thing/person they were roshamboing for. *This CANNOT work with girls, it would be meaningless*
"Hey, I want the pizza!"
"I saw it first!"
"This calls for...ROSHAMBO!!!"
"Dude, i'm taking Sarah to prom."
"No, i'm taking her!"
"I am!"
"I AM!!!11"
"Why don't you retards roshambo to see who takes me?"
"Good idea."
"I saw it first!"
"This calls for...ROSHAMBO!!!"
"Dude, i'm taking Sarah to prom."
"No, i'm taking her!"
"I am!"
"I AM!!!11"
"Why don't you retards roshambo to see who takes me?"
"Good idea."
by David717 April 29, 2008
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