Roofing

The act of a drunk group of lads lifting a fat bald guy above their heads and trying to press him into the ceiling.

Did you see those guys roofing Phil Payne last night? His teeth were brushing the ceiling!

by LL T 82 July 21, 2013

Roofie Colada

An extremely intoxicating beverage composed of half water, half vodka, and excessive amounts of Crystal Light powder. Best when shaken together in a water bottle, this sickeningly sweet concoction makes an excellent "to-go" drink and tastes virtually alcohol-free. If you don't black out, you made it wrong.

This Roofie Colada isn't strong enough. I had one sip and now I'm only a little tipsy.

by HopeRuthless March 16, 2011

Rooftop Herpes

When you get bumps that hurt on the top of your mouth.

Man that food was so hot i got the Rooftop Herpes.
That pizza is going to give him Rooftop Herpes.

by Nugget79 October 19, 2010

Rooftoppin'

v - the act of partying on a rooftop.

Guy1: Yo, did you hear about Zeke's party?
Guy2: yeah, they were rooftoppin' it. I wish I could go to a party on a roof.

by pseudoface September 11, 2012

rooftoppin' it

When a boy and girl climb on top of their car in a secluded area (woods, dark ally, etc.). And have sex on the roof of their car.

It was a warm summer's night. Two eighteen year olds were on their first date. The boy took the girl into his rental and drove along a quiet road. He noticed along the way that the girl was particularly anxious. Her great looking green eyes kept darting about. When it was well into the night, they turned into a peaceful forest preserve. Awhile after, the girl lifted up her skirt and took off her thong. She started to rub her pussy faster and faster. The boy noticed this and his cock shot up. He pulled off to the preserve parking lot. The couple tried banging backseat, but there was too much stuff back there. So the girl said,"let's try rooftoppin' it." So they proceeded to the roof of the rental. The girl couldn't resist so she ripped off all her clothes. She then got into doggie style and ripped the pants off the boy. They then proceeded to fuck on the roof of the car. It started out slow but got faster. The whole time the girl shouting, "FASTER, HARDER, COME ON I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT."

by yomama12347 January 29, 2014

Roofie Mom

Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.

Such that a generation of (millenial¿) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!

A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐩 over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.

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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?

I never knew my mother, as she was a Roofie Mom; but we lived in a great house, in a great suburb.

by denko12 August 31, 2018

rooftop monkey

you don’t wanna know

shut up you rooftop monkey

by 💀⚫️ June 14, 2019