Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.

Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."

by Corsters May 20, 2025

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Did I NEED to do the research? No? Because your destiny is to be held out of the fires of hell for all of eternity by your betters? Is that what it is?

Hym "Did I NEED to do the research or am I just a psychology genuis and your just some whore? What happened there?"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

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Research Sector 7885

N. Primary recording studio of Mr. Zappellin.

Mr. Zappellin made most of his albums at Research Sector 7885.

by Mr. Zappellin November 3, 2020

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What Seannas horny ass uses as an excuse to be called a whore

Seanna:call me a whore, for Research purposes

Me:Shut up you Horny fucking whore

by PC17the🐐 October 28, 2021

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hood research department

When dumb people from the hood try to act smart and make stupid experiments. The term originated from “Zias” and “Blou” on YouTube, where they would question or cast doubt on proven scientific theories, such as the speed of sound vs light, with a phone and their voice, in which they concluded sound was faster.

Lamar: Do i jump or fall faster? Lemme try

Josh: Nga are you part of the hood research department?

by astrx June 22, 2025

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