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US News and World Report

Magazine that reports the news; it makes a yearly ranking of all of the universities in America. Before that pure evil ranking system came out, no school was really considered a ttt. Now, there are the ivies, MIT, Stanford, CalTech, a few liberal arts colleges...and a bunch of pieces of dung.
Destroy this evil organization at once!
by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005
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reportress

A female sports reporter with little or no understanding of the sport she is covering. Often found grazing the sidelines in tight pants and revealing tops, reportresses hunt down coaches and players in hopes of baffling them with moronic, sports-related questions.
I thought the girl was a real reporter, but when she asked the coach whether he wanted to win the game, I knew she was just a reportress.
by Bob Stash January 19, 2011
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Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.
1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011
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Gradual Report

Daniel Grozdich The creator of the one of the most funny YOUTUBE shows on Youtube.com

www.youtube.com/http://www.youtube.com/user/gradualreport

www.gradualreport.com
"Haha...Danny is hilarious! He makes me laugh every time i watch his videos on youtube!!"

"You should check out the gradual report!"
by Zachary JonesJonesJones October 16, 2008
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Repentance

Repentance is when one turns from their sins and wicked ways and puts a submissive faith and trust in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and trusts in Him for their own salvation.

Repentance is not just a guilty feeling, saying you're sorry, or crying tears, although those things might accompany it. True Repentance is not outward reform without inward change.

True repentance is a change of heart towards the sin that one used to love and now hates that results in one turning away from their wicked ways and bearing forth good fruit for God.
Repentance would involve things like this:

A thief who makes any possible restitution and instead of stealing works so that they'll have to give. That would include deleting any pirated content on their computers.

A liar who quits lying and instead uses their tongue for good and for the Truth.

Someone in Authority who once abused their authority but no longer does and instead uses their authority for good.

A cheat who no longer lives by fraud but now acts honestly.

An adulterer/fornicator who quits sleeping around and instead is faithful towards their spouse. Throwing away any pornography they may have as well.

Someone into the occult who wakes up and destroys their witchcraft materials no matter how expensive they may be and turns to serve the God of the Bible.

An idolater who throws away and destroys his former idols.
by Preacher of Repentance March 9, 2010
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tps reports

We use them at work, Used to be called
Project Reports. I managed to get the
report retitled on the form as
Total Project Summary Report, now referred to as TPS reports, giggles from us, blank stares from them.
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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prince rupert

The rainiest and darkest city in all of Canada, Rupertites are known for their artistic savvy because they are house riddin for the 364 rainy days in the year. having nothing to do but read books, listen to music, and go on the internet Rupertites are much paler than the typical Canadian.
Bob the Rupertite: "man this new Radiohead album is great"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah It's good to walk to"
Bob the Rupertite: "you go outside?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah"
Bob the Rupertite: "were you born in Prince Rupert?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah..."
Bob the Rupertite: "you must be crazy then"
Fred the Rupertite: *shrug*
by J3sS# November 14, 2007
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