Randsom

When the ransom amount and/or object being held for ransom are either of insignificant importance or else seemingly chosen at random.

Alternatively used by people too stupid to spell ransom.

He held my left shoe for a randsom of my right shoe.

by DEVERALL December 19, 2008

marlboro reds

Simply the best cigarettes put on Earth. For the people who say "they're too strong", it's not true, it's just because you're TOO WEAK and probably aren't even a real smoker.

#1: Look what I'm smoking (shows pack)
#2: MARLBORO REDS EH?
#1: OF COURSE MAN! WHAT ELSE

by RESTI1 January 11, 2010

Redsmurf

A redsmurf is an individual that does not fit in. This is a play on the cartoon smurfs. As you can imagine if there was a red smurf in the cartoon, he/she would have been out of place.

I felt like a redsmurf wearing my speedo to the club.

by sammytom February 2, 2008

Washington Redskins

Having a team called the Washington Redskins didnt get a guy in Minneapolis murdered by a cop. Neither did having a Confederate Statue in a Southern town. The cop did that on his own, and Confederate Statues and sports were not on his mind when he killed George Floyd.

The Washington Redskins have about as much to do with George Floyd's death as a penguin has to do with ISIS, yet the name didnt change until after all the bullshit around George Floyd's death spread like a wildfire.

by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020

redsock

The male does the woman in the butt. When he cums he punches her in the back as hard as he can. Right as he does that, due to her tensing her muscles, he pulls out and the interior of her rectum comes with it.

He redsocked me and I had to put my recktum back in.

by Jerome Michaels February 16, 2003

THe Reds

A term generally used to describe any variant of shotgun shell. The name "The Reds" refers to the most common color of shotgun shell. Also, this term typically describes a more powerful shotgun shell that will blow your arm off every time you shoot it; Such as a 3 1/4 Steel Shot Turkey Load.

If someone were to break into my house, I'd take my combat shotgun and turn their face into a crescent moon... With The Reds

by Walt B August 13, 2011

Marlboro Reds

The best ciggarettes in the world although some may say they are the racist ciggarette becaise the box has a total of 3 k's in the design of the box but well worth the haters

Mayn i hate Marlboro Reds they nigga hatas but they taste so damn good i might accidentally go cracka

by Tony York June 19, 2006