platonic relationship

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.
Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*
by Emerald Grace August 03, 2011
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Complicated Relationship

A complitcated relationship is when two people flirt and have something going but aren't in a relationship for whatever reason.
Dude are you guys dating because you always post eachother. "No were kinda in a complicated relationship"
by Newin lol August 25, 2018
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Relationship Recession

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.
Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."
by CaptainJackMeOff May 08, 2013
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real relationship

A real relationship is when you actually communicate with eachother. You don’t just randomly smirk when you see your girl/boyfriend in the hallway or in public. You talk to eachother. You share the things you like about one another and you love eachother enough to not judge their past mistakes.
Friend:“I want a real relationship”

Me: “Everyone does”
by But in reality February 02, 2018
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relationship of convenience

dating someone simply because he or she is around all the time (i.e. conveniently located in your life) rather than having a real romantic connection with them

relationships of convenience are to dating what brute force is to programming - a refuge for the desperate and/or lazy
Andi: He's in all my classes and we see each other every night to do problem sets. So we're dating.

Nizzle: But you don't really like him ... it's just a relationship of convenience.
by razzbizzle June 10, 2005
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probationary relationship

a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner
she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her
by JSHIZZLE February 18, 2008
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jagged relationship

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship
if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right for you.
by Sexydimma February 16, 2014
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