RedCross Paradox

The delaying of fixing an issue (political) in order to raise more funds under the guise of a fear based probability regardless of how unlikely that circumstance is in reality.

The RedCross raises the most funds during a disaster. The RedCross paradox seems to have affected politics wherein the fund raising party wishes to promote a fearful scenario rather than fixing the issues at hand.

“The party loves how controversial he/she is. They raise the most money because he is so unpopular. It’s the RedCross paradox! Largest donations always come from disasters!”

by Boomerboy79 July 11, 2021

redar

A redar is similar to gaydar but instead of detecting gays, it detects ''retarded'' people. Retarded in the sense of an idiot or somebody saying/doing an idiotic thing.

''Is he about to try to jump over that car? My redar's goin off big time.''

by mr. lucky 13 October 2, 2007

recursion

Recursion is when something repeats. It does it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

That picture is having a smaller version of itself and a smaller and a smaller all the way down forever. It's recursion!

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redrunkulous

unbelievably rediculous.
the most rediculous something can get

1. Rediculous
2. Redonkulous
3. Redunkulous
4. REDRUNKULOUS

by AR May 13, 2005

reder

A sassy and well dressed, yet straight, male who drinks nonalcoholic beverages in public so no-one will ever know of his crippling drinking problem he has behind closed doors.

"That guy with the nonalcoholic beer sure seems like a stellar fellow."
" Yeah but did you know he's a total Reder? Shame."

by Puddazzle September 21, 2017

redrum

cocktail made of Malibu Rum and Cranberry juice

Hey bartender... give me a redrum, light on the blood please.

by Beth February 11, 2005

Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum

I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.

by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010