rectal rampage

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE
by Niqqerdicc February 21, 2016
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rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth
wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct
by JudgeTred August 11, 2016
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Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018
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Rectal Fortification

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.
Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.
by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010
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Rectal Gladiator

See Uphill Gardner. A man who prefers the company of another man.
"Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"
by Big Shag. January 16, 2010
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Rectal Tissue

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
by Jash77 August 27, 2007
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Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
by joseph blough October 08, 2023
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