rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

Rectal Tissue

Another word for Arse Wipe

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"

by Jash77 September 4, 2007

rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.

"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."

by lover of women February 5, 2004

Rectal Extracation

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016