rectal erection

where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam

"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"

by budandjeff March 26, 2019

rectal rampage

Taking a burning shit after eating spicy food.

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE

by Niqqerdicc September 5, 2016

Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017

Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

Rectal Extracation

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018