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Recession Candy

the cheap ass candy you can buy at a value price due to our struggling economy, not full priced, but a value discount, a must have.
Andy- man, I got a buck left and I am hungry!!!
Mike- get some recession candy
Andy- you're right, they are only 69 cents!
Mike- perfect for yo broke ass!
by Ya Boy Trax September 2, 2010
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Reese

Reese is a humorous girl who knows when to be serious and when to be responsible. She knows when to be girly and tomboyish. She's the type of girl who likes to let loose and hangout. She changes her mind a lot but whatever she chooses is a good decision. She is emotional but not sad because of deaths or if a friend is moving but most the time is when she's upset and she makes friends very easily.
Sally and Tina: "Hey wanna go hang out with Reese? i'm in kinda the dancing kinda mood."
by artluver123 June 27, 2011
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sperm receptacle

A female whose only meaningful function is performed on her back with her legs in the air. Or bent over the kitchen table. Or up against the wall. You get the idea.
Joe got engaged to Mary despite her position as the town's bullgoose sperm receptacle.
by Ubiq1 August 26, 2011
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recession

Fat rich people telling poor hungry people they need to lose weight.
recession
by vreno January 20, 2010
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Recession Boyfriend

Someone you normally wouldn't be excited about dating but we are in a recession and they have money, so you go out with them
Girl 1- I am going out with the okay contract lawyer
Girl 2-- Yea, he is such a recession boyfriend
by Hipster3`1 December 26, 2008
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Flunked Recess

A synonym of saying "I don't play." The term used when your trying to tell people that you are being serious. By flunking recess you have established yourself as someone who does not play...
Nicole: Your leaving to Vegas this weekend? Really! Quit playing!
Me: I'm not playing. I Flunked Recess cause I don't play...
by Miguel Girard June 1, 2010
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wild receiver

a girl or woman who, when in state of sexual arousal, turns into a sexual maniac. Similar to "a freak in the Bed" and the opposite of "a mild receiver".

This rare female quality is possesed by only a small population. This quality is to be considered as good.
However, it is really hard to identify such a woman, especialy when she is in an non sexual mood.

NOTE: If your date turns out to be like this, you are one lucky boy! Do not hesitate to give her what she needs.
Chever: Yo Joe, remember I hooked up with that girl last week?
Joe: yeah i remember. How was she?
Chever: She is such a wild receiver! She was tha Bomb

Angelina Jolie is definately a wild receiver
by Scheffers October 11, 2007
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