Realist

Someone who knows that the SHTF is enevitable although it is unknown when this is going to take place. Realists can often be identified by their gear, it's usually simple yet effective. Examples of realist gear are MRE's, practical firearms, tents, lanterns, Etc.

Liberal Dumbass: Gee Mr. Realist why do you need guns? The government can take care of you. Plus guns are dangerous and only crazies have guns.

Rupert the Realist: Because it's impractical to keep a cop in my pocket and people like you drive me crazy. Now get off my porch before you learn the reality... OF CASTLE DOCTRINE!

by Rupert the Realist May 16, 2010

Realise Fate

A Fucking amazing runescape 20 Defence pure, which is also the term to be fucking legendary in bed.

Sarah was SUCH a realise fate in bed yesterday, god damn she was legendary!

by Bonesaw PK December 24, 2009

realisticdynamic

A criminality player and a cool 2nd lieutenant in a criminality gang called "Tojo Clan"

Bro I swear to god realisticdynamic is gonna rush us with a rpg
realiticdynamic raid when

by RVVZ May 16, 2021

realistic smurf cat

WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE

"Yo bro have you seen the realistic smurf cat?"
"WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE"

by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023

realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.

My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

Realist

An optimistic way of saying "Pessimist".

I’d consider myself a realist, but in philosophical terms I’m what’s called a pessimist.

by Twaterhouse11 October 24, 2018

Da Realist Bitch

To tell it like is, no matter who you piss off in the process

I'm Da realist bitch in here.

by Dienda88 March 25, 2007